Gin
and tonic.
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Hearing The Kooks in a college bar and being the only one dancing excitedly.
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Getting a ride home and not having to walk in the freezing cold.
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KNowing how to get all of my drinks bought for me. All you have to do is be friends with people who do the, “I’ll buy you your first drink for free, but after that you have to pay.” And then having a lot of those friends, and only getting one drink from each one.
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Seeing Alex Gaskarth’s MOTHERFUCKING EXACT twin at the bar and eye-secksing him until I was pulled away.
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Sounds like you had quite the night.
Gin and tonics are UH-MAZING. Drink of choice, right thurr. Have you ever had Seagrams Lime Infused Gin? If not, get your hands on some.
And your drink ploy is excellent. That also works on guys…but then you have to escape with your friend to a new part of the bar so that you are not locked into having to deal with said guy if he’s pretty much a Stage 5 clinger.
I feel like you’d be very fun to go out with.
