Hips sway & lips lie.

Life is short, so break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile

Dear Mother Nature,

Stop with the mother effing snow already. It’s getting redudant.

Love,

Me

Ugh, I shoveled for an hour and half today and all that I got done was the driveway and the front walk. My mom was semi-pleased.

I’m hoping it’s okay enough out tomorrow so that I can go to the dentist, to Barnes and Noble and to get some really cute colored flats (I really want blue or green, something bright)

Now, if only someone would get back to me already, I won’t have to call them but I probably will because “business professionals” are actually lazy motherfuckers.